This is a quirky little short film I ran across a while ago. Enjoy.
And, on that note, Kentmas time has come at last! Yay me! This is of course the first day of Kentmas (Kentmas being the week leading up to my birthday). This year I’m going to try to delve into the lore and traditions of this wondrous holiday. If I remember to do so, that is. Forgetting to do things is one of the rich traditions of the Kentmas. That, and procrastination.
If I recall correctly, Kentmas started thousands of years in the future. It was brought back to us by time traveling pirates, who themselves came here to warn us of the coming ninja apocalypse. Well, more of a ninja annoyance. Well, some guy in pajamas making squishy noises with his hands. It was nothing that Chuck Norris couldn’t handle. However, Chuck Norris was off fighting the evil Vorticons along with Earth-3′s Dr. Robotnik. The pirates knew that one courageous podcaster would change the course of history with his words*. However, he was busy, so they listened to Up a Paddle instead. After listening for about five minutes (which is the maximum recommended monthly dosage, as recommended by 4 out 5 actors playing doctors on tv), the pirates went back into the future (at 88 mph) and were immediately defeated, but not by the ninjas. Oh no, a much more fearsome foe – the Smurf Armada. The Pirates picket fences and blades of grass were no match for the Smurfs superior jumping and double jumping ability. As it turned out, the Princess was in another castle. She had an onion on her belt, which was the style at the time. And then some other stuff happened.
Everybody yes!**
Later Bloggies
* Yes, I’m well aware that I’m ripping off Terminator and Lady in the Water.
** That’s the official Kentmas greeting. Be sure to say it like crazy. I know I will.
*** I’m very tired right now. If this story doesn’t make sense, I’ve done my job right. This is why I don’t write fan fiction.
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