She’s eleven years old and she is already a better dancer than I will ever hope to be. Also, what’s with all the popping and locking these kids are doing these days? It seems like the 80′s have snuck up on me again. Break dancing is one thing but I don’t know if I can live through a Smurfs revival. Those commie bastards need to stay in 80s where they belong. That is, unless they release a sequel to Smurfs: Rescue in Gargamel’s Castle – The Greatest Video Game EVER! On Colecovision 2! Actually, that would be a cool name for a console: Coleco 2! The exclamation point sells it. I need to get in touch with the Conneticut Leather Company, stat.
… anyhoo, impressive dancing. Props for the intro music. I didn’t know you could dance to “When You Wish Upon a Star” but there’s the evidence right there. I wonder what the best dance style would be for “When I’ve Seen an Elephant Fly” or “What Makes the Red Man Red.”*
Later Bloggies
* That one’s in Peter Pan. I can’t believe they didn’t censor that scene or have Leonard Maltin give one of his patented “It was a different time” speeches before the movie. Very racist. Like the Smurfs.
** In case you can’t tell, I’m pretty tired right now. If I keep going, I’m sure this post would turn into a rant about toothpaste, which would then evolve into a discussion on the finer points of dryer lint . I think I’ll just call it a night.
Tags: Japan