Hey, I have some super special awesome abilities of my own. I can do the following:
- walk on water (only during the winter time. I can write on it too)
- talk to plants and animals (they don’t talk back, though)
- pet magnet (probably because I’m allergic to them. Pets seem to like me)
- sound like an underwater robot. That’s why episode 31 of UaP was yanked
- create clever acronyms (UaP) and holidays (Kentmas, Cadepril Fools)
I have others, but I can’t remember them now.
I’m like Batman … except without the gadgets, large fortune, villains, and detective abilities. Er … I’m like Aquaman. I can swim. Who am I kidding, Marvin and Wendy could probably beat me up.
Anyhoo, with no power comes no responsibility. I must only use my powers to annoy. The podcast is a good start.
Away!
Later Bloggies
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