March 22, 2006 View Comments

How to Destroy the Earth

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As a part time evil mastermind, I’ve often pondered how to destroy the earth. I’ve decided to leave it intact for the time being. Earth’s where I keep all my stuff.

From what I’ve learned while doing this blog, if the earth is ever going to be properly destroyed, it will involve microwaves, toothpicks, mentos, pop (possibly diet), and a moose.

Later Bloggies

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